"Botany Puns II" joke

1. What gaming system do botanists play on?
An Attar-ii.
2. What class did the tool for drilling holes have to take?
Auger management
3. Which growth promoting substance can also draw a plow?
Auxin.
4. Why are places capable of consuming cars?
They are Auto-trophic
5. Which sharp apendage will botanists play chess with?
A P-AWN.
6. What measure of a plants resilience also predicts their evolution?
The Hardy Wineburg equilibrium laws.
7. How do botanists catch bartenders?
With Barbates.
8. What is a marsh botanist's favoirte movie?
Bog to the Future.
9. Neither a lender nor a Bougher be.
10. What does an arborist eat soup in?
A Bole.

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