"Blondes and Iceberg" joke

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''

A Shorter, Harsher Titanic

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KATE WINSLET: Why, this is a fancy boat, isn't it?

KATE'S WEASELLY FIANCE: Yes it certainly is. Here is the art you asked for. It is by an artist named' Picasso.' I am certain he will amount to more...

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A woman goes into the Doctors room with a piece of lettuce hanging out of her cunt. The Doctor looks and says
"That looks very serious"
The woman Says
"Oh no thats just the tip of the iceberg."

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