"A very large car screeched to a halt in the middl..." joke

A very large car screeched to a halt in the middle of a Warwickshire village. The driver removed his cigar and called out to a local farmer, `Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare`s birthplace?` `Straight ahead, sir,` said the farmer. `But there b`aint no need to `urry. He`s dead

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