"A Pair Of Newly Arrived Martians" joke

Hgh and Ghg, a pair of newly arrived Martians, stood on a New York street corner leering at the traffic light across the way.
"Keep away from her or I'll knock your heads together," said Ghg to Hgh. "I saw her first."
"So what?" Hgh responded. "She winked at me!"
Just then the signal changed from GO to STOP. The Martians stalked off disgustedly.
"Women!" Hgh muttered. "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a tease."

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