"*Stupid Bus*" joke

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Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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kakashi:boi your hairline is so bad mcdonalds got there m sing from your hairline
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Joke Buddha:Nah dawg Man U look like the batman symbol with yo rejected spelling bee contestant dnt make me shut this fucking website down u faggot ass bitches I will shut it down forever NO FUCKING LIE
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Kylie:lol
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