"*Stupid Bus*" joke

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Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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kakashi:boi your hairline is so bad mcdonalds got there m sing from your hairline
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Joke Buddha:Nah dawg Man U look like the batman symbol with yo rejected spelling bee contestant dnt make me shut this fucking website down u faggot ass bitches I will shut it down forever NO FUCKING LIE
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Kylie:lol
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