Unannounced Jokes

One day, wanting to surprise her husband, an executive's wife made an unannounced visit to his office. As she approached his doorway, her jaw nearly hit the floor when she saw him sitting in his chair with his secretary sitting on his lap.
Without hesitation, the executive dictated, "In conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, it is impossible for me to continue to operate this office with just one chair."