Repulsive Jokes

A very proper man began to make regular weekly visits to the local drug store, purchasing two dozen condoms each time.
After several weeks of doing this, the druggist felt he just had to say something to him.
"Man, you must have the stamina of a bull!" exclaimed the druggist. "Lucky you. How on earth do you use that many condoms in a week?"
"I beg your pardon, sir!" said the disgusted man. "I'll have you know I find the whole idea of sex quite repulsive!"
"Repulsive? Then what do you do with all those condoms?" asked the druggist.
"I feed them to my Dachshund," the man replied. "Now she poops in little plastic bags."