Nunnary Jokes

in the nunary there are 300 sisters. one day in the nunnary the mother was angry and called them all into the hall. she said
"You all know that being a nun means no sex dont you?" 299 nuns chorused "YES" one giggled.
The mother said "in the dormitories a condom was found." 299 nuns gasped, one giggled.
"also the condom was split" said the mother. 299 nuns giggled one gasped.