Gayle Jokes

Gayle and Karen were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," Gayle said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" Karen asked.
Gayle answered, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without."

Judi and Gayle (both blondes) were at an auto show. There they saw a hot-rod with a jacked up rear.
"Judi, why is the back end higher than the front?" Gayle asked.
"Don't you know ANYTHING?" Judi sighed exasperated. "If you've got the back up, then you're always going downhill!"