Clemens Jokes

In sports news, 44-year-old Roger Clemens stood up during the 7th inning stretch of yesterday's New York Yankee game and announced he would be returning to the team.

Unfortunately, when the 44-year-old Clemens got up to make the announcement, he pulled a muscle and will be out for the remainder of the season.

Roger Clemens will finally play for the Yankees this week, as they need a DH.

Reports say that former big league pitcher Jason Grimsley accused Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, and Miguel Tejada of using performance enhancing drugs. The three denied the allegations, and most people believe Tejada and Pettitte.

In honor of Roger Clemens',45, return, the Yankees have replaced the 7-th inning stretch with the 7-th inning nap and begun an early-bird special at the snack bar.

Clemens is a finalist for the Comeback Prostate of the Year Award, along with Julio Franco and Randy Johnson.