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Fight in the Chippy

Did you hear about the fight in the local chippy?
Oh it was terrible... the cod got battered

Atlas: Th alamo was a spanish mission(old church) attacked by the mexicans and was defended by texas for 13 days

Lu: like what the fuck

HKS: It's funny

zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one! Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/

Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible