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    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
    2) Which country makes Panama hats?
    3) From which animal do we get catgut?
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
    7) What was King George VI's first name?
    8) What color is a purple finch?
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
    Quiz Answers:
    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
    2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
    3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? Dogs
    7) What was King George VI's more...

    "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
    "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
    "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
    "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
    "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

    London, England:
    The airline Virgin Atlantic plans to install bedrooms complete with
    showers, Jacuzzis and double beds in its 747 jumbos to encourage travelers
    to join the "Mile High Club", a report said Wednesday.
    Ten to 12 rooms will be installed in the hold of airplanes and be accessed
    by a staircase from the main cabin, the Sun newspaper said.
    The price of a trip from London to New York would be around 2,900 pounds
    ($4,600).
    "You can do it on cruise ships and trains, why not on a plane? Passengers
    will find it comfy and romantic," airline boss Richard Branson was quoted
    as saying.
    The paper said Branson also plans a Kiddie Class, where airline nannies
    and clowns will entertain children.

    No one can tell me the Internet's not educational. So far, I've learned that Spanish is not the official language of Brazil and now, thanks to 57 kind souls, I know there are only 36 numbers on a roulette wheel. I thought I'd better brush-up on gambling:
    The closest mecca of chance to me is Atlantic City. People used to go there to get tanned - now they go to get faded.
    A compulsive gambler I know took a 9 to 5 job in Atlantic City. He didn't like the work so much, but the odds were pretty good.
    A manhole cover blew off and rose into the air. As it was still airborne, a fellow yells, "Two to one it's heads".
    If you've never been to Atlantic City, you can gamble just about anywhere in the city. One young lady went to a laundromat and lost all her clothes.
    But gambling is not confined to a particular city - it's all over. I used to work with a fellow who only made mental bets. He ended up losing his mind.
    At Boulder Dam, near Las Vegas, they recently more...

    Once there was a red head, brunet, and a blonde. They decided to swim the Atlantic Ocean using the breaststroke. They started their voyage.
    2 days later the brunet and redhead show up.
    Then a whole 3 weeks later the blonde shows up. They asked her why she took so long.
    She said "I think they cheated. I think they used their arms."

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