Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes

One night Chotu Chilli is awoken by the sounds of loud sex emanating from his parents' bedroom.
Chotu Chilli: Abbu, what're you doing for so long?
Abba (grunting): I'm trying to fit my CAR inside your Ammi's GARAGE!
Chotu Chilli: I don't know why you're having such problems! SIPAHI RAAVAN easily parks his MADRAS REGIMENT ARMY TRUCK there each Friday!

Chotu Chilli: Ammi (Mother), can little girls have babies?
Ammi: No, of course not!
Chotu Chilli: Good! Chalo (Let's go)! Moti, let's continue that game!

Mulla: How does the body go to Jannat (heaven)?
Chotu Chilli: Feet first!
Mulla: Why?
Chotu Chilli: Each night my Ammi (mother) has her feet in the air and screams in her bed, "Ya Allah, main Jannat mein hoon (Oh God, I'm in Heaven!)"

Q) What's the difference between the Pac-Man Game and the Paki-Man Game?

A) In Pac-Man a yellow figure eats fruits and pellets, alternately fleeing and chasing goblins and monsters through an extraterrestrial maze.
In Paki-Man a green jihadi eats jalebis and tandoori chickens, alternately fleeing and chasing pink Western mercenaries and Black South Indian Madras Regiment soldiers through a terrestrial maze!

Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who only drinks beer?
A) Jasbeer Singh (pron: "just beer").
Q) What do you call a lazy Punjabi Paki?
A) Rilak Singh (pron: "relaxing").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who likes to stand on one leg?
A) Balan Singh (pron: "balancing").
Q) What do you call a male Punjabi Paki Dancer?
A) Dan Singh (pron: "dancing").
Q) What do you call a Sikh Paki Patrick Swayze impersonator?
A) Dirty Dan Singh (pron: "Dirty Dancing").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who loses a race?
A) Ranjit Singh (pron: "Ran shit").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who eats a lot?
A) Manjeet Singh (pron: "munch it").
Q) What do you call a Sikh Paki who likes to jog?
A) Joga Singh (pron: "jogger").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki ladies' man?
A) Harpal Singh (pron: "her pal").
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Q) What are the names of the Paki Spice Girls?
A) Veiled Spice, Hidden Spice, Masked Spice, Covered Spice and Obscured Spice!

Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki who has just arrived?
A) Amir (pron: "I'm here").
Q) What do you call a laughing Muslim Paki?
A) Ismail (pron: "I smile").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki with one hair?
A) Iqbal (pron: "ek baal" ie. 'one hair' in Urdu).
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki with one hair on his arse?
A) Iqbal Bhat (pron: "ek baal butt" ie. 'one hair on buttocks' in Urdu).
Q) What do you call a cowardly Muslim Paki?
A) Asif (pron: "as if").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki man who prefers anal intercourse?
A) Mustafa Bhatt (pron: "Must have a butt").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki standing between two houses?
A) Ali (pron: "alley").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki child standing between two houses?
A) Ali Baba (pron: "alley baby").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki sex addict?
A) Fakhruddin (pron: more...