"Top Ten Funny Punjabi Paki Names" joke

by Short Dick Paki Boy

Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who only drinks beer?
A) Jasbeer Singh (pron: "just beer").
Q) What do you call a lazy Punjabi Paki?
A) Rilak Singh (pron: "relaxing").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who likes to stand on one leg?
A) Balan Singh (pron: "balancing").
Q) What do you call a male Punjabi Paki Dancer?
A) Dan Singh (pron: "dancing").
Q) What do you call a Sikh Paki Patrick Swayze impersonator?
A) Dirty Dan Singh (pron: "Dirty Dancing").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who loses a race?
A) Ranjit Singh (pron: "Ran shit").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki who eats a lot?
A) Manjeet Singh (pron: "munch it").
Q) What do you call a Sikh Paki who likes to jog?
A) Joga Singh (pron: "jogger").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki ladies' man?
A) Harpal Singh (pron: "her pal").
Q) What do you call a Punjabi Paki writer?
A) Jarnail Singh (pron: "journal").