Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes

After a workout at a gym in New England, a Yankee man enters the large shower room. While disrobing, he spots a male of Greater Middle Eastern descent washing in the corner. Wanting to taunt the Oriental, he walks over and stands next to him.
"Hey Mister Paki, look at this!" exclaims the American, proudly pointing at his big Western penis. "Nine Inch Nixon from Big Dick Lake in Chippewa National Forest, Marcell in Itasca County, Minnesota!"
Immediately the Asian retorts, indicating his own Oriental dick. "One Inch Osama of Short Johnson Avenue in Little India, Lawrence Township in Mercer County, New Jersey!!!"

Once a Washington Senator's wife, trying to continue a conversation, asked a diplomat from the Greater Middle East, "So Mr. Marwah, what Stani are you? Pakistani, Hindustani or Turkestani?"
"Rajasthani, actually," replied the Indian diplomat stiffly. "And you, Madame, what 'kee' are you - monkey, donkey or Yankee?"

A Pakistani man's wife complains about the small size of his penis to the *Kazi* and demands a *talaq*. The tormented husband is informed by the judge that, as per the regional form of Islamic law, he must exhibit his reportedly deficient organ to a jury of local *Bibis* and *Begums*, who would decide whether divorce would be justified or not.
He objects, but in vain. All that the judge allows after long argument is that the *Sahib* may stand behind a screen and put his penis through a hole to be examined by the believing Ummah wives and Muslim ladies.
Not wanting to lose his beloved wife, the husband asks his banker, the Western manager of the local branch of a big Occidental bank posted in Greater Pakistan, to secretly take his place. Accordingly, the larger Western substitute is put through the hole on the anointed day.
At once one of the Pak matrons cries out."*Woh koi Paki lund nahi hai! Yeh tho yehan ka Pardesi Benk menejer ka Firangi lund hai*!" she more...

Hindi Paki Boy: I call my penis 'Ravan the South Indian'.
Punjabi Paki Girl: What? You mean it's Big and Black like a Dravidian one?
Hindi Paki Boy: No, because it likes to steal other mens' wives!

A Western doctor is tending to a patient of Indo-Iranian descent from the
Greater Middle East. While performing his duties, he is amazed to observe the smallest penis he has ever seen! Wanting to humour his female colleagues, he calls over a few Occidental nurses to have a look.
"Just look at the size of that Asian Paki penis!" the medical practitioner
exclaims, pointing at the patient's diminutive Oriental genitalia.
"What's the matter?" asks the Easterner. "Haven't you ever seen an erection before?"

Once a male exhibitionist of Greater Middle Eastern descent was about to take a trip using a Western airline. As with most aircraft, a stewardess was waiting at the entrance, collecting tickets from the passengers as they boarded the plane.
On reaching the top of the staircase and seeing the beautiful air-hostess,
the Indo-Iranian man became excited at once. Unable to contain his lust, the South Asian opened his trousers and exposed his erection to the woman.
"You hot Western woman!" exclaimed the man. "Fuck my Paki dick!"
At this the stewardess calmly replied, "I'm sorry Sir. You have to show your airline ticket here, not your Indus Inchworm!"

Q) What do you call a Western Firangi penis stuck inside an Asian Paki fanny?
A) A TIGHT fit!
Q) What do you call a Dravidian or West Indies Black penis stuck inside a Greater Middle Eastern or Paki cunt?
A) A CRUSH fit!