Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes

The London harbour police is patrolling the Thames when they suddenly see a small boat with a group of three North Indians and Pakistanis.
"What are you doing?" asks one of the policemen.
"Us Pakis are going to invade England!" replies one of the Indo-Iranians.
"Ha!" laugh the policemen. "Just the three of you?"
"No!" replies another person on the boat. "We're the last ones. All the other Pakis are already here!"

Q) Which race has smaller penises - Pakis (South Asian Indo-Iranians, ie.
Pakistanis, North Indians & Iranians) or Chinks (East Asians, ie. Chinese, Japanese & Koreans)?
A) Neither - both are equally small!

Q) Which race has smaller penises - Pakis (South Asian Indo-Iranians, ie.
Pakistanis, North Indians & Iranians) or Gooks (East Asians, ie. Chinese, Japanese & Koreans)?
A) Neither - both are equally small!

A monkey is jumping from tree to tree in a park located somewhere in the vast British Commonwealth. Suddenly, it spots a bulldog that is crying on the ground below.
"Hello bulldog! Why are you crying?" asks the anthropoid.
Sobbing, the dog replies, "I've forgotten who or what I am!"
"Now, you're a bulldog of course!" clarifies the monkey. "See, it's simple!
Physically, you have a pudgy body, an ugly face, short legs and a small tail at the back that's always wagging. Emotionally, you are always angry and barking all the time, just like a bulldog in a park! So you must be a bulldog!"
"Ah, great! So I'm a bulldog!" replies the canine. "Now can I guess what you are?"
"Of course!" replies the primate.
"Well," reasons the bulldog. "Physically, you have a skinny body, hair all over, a big mouth and a small penis that's always stiff. Emotionally, you are perpetually horny more...

During a heated debate on religion in a pub, a Western woman suddenly snaps at her opponent.
"If Islam is the right way to worship Allah, then why did He give you Asian Paki boys such small penises?" she mockingly asks.
"Well," replies the Paki boy. "He did give you Western women such big mouths and large vaginas WITHOUT you worshipping Him!"

Paki: During my travels across England, I have come across some amazing kismet!
John Bull: Like what?
Paki: Well, at Oxford I saw an ox in a ford, in Oldham I ate some old ham,
and in Redditch I saw a red ditch!
John Bull: Well, recently I came across an even more astonishing coincidence!
Paki: Oh, what is that?
John Bull: In Birmingham, I met a Paki called Stan!

During an election rally a Western female candidate proclaims, "People
should stop worrying about the small things in life!"
To this a Paki boy quips, "That's easy for you to say! You don't have a
small three-inch Asian Paki penis!"