"Amazing English Place-Names" joke

Paki: During my travels across England, I have come across some amazing kismet!
John Bull: Like what?
Paki: Well, at Oxford I saw an ox in a ford, in Oldham I ate some old ham,
and in Redditch I saw a red ditch!
John Bull: Well, recently I came across an even more astonishing coincidence!
Paki: Oh, what is that?
John Bull: In Birmingham, I met a Paki called Stan!

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