Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes

A Western woman in a restaurant exclaims, "Men who drive expensive
cars have small penises!"
"Excuse me - that is not entirely accurate!" quips a Paki boy. "I drive a cheap car but still have a small penis!"

Sheikh Chilli: I've told my *Bibi* (wife) she has to stop comparing the
size of my penis to her lover's.
Nawab of Jhajjar: Why? Does it make you feel inferior?
Sheikh Chilli: Well, I'm sure that standing next to a Big Black Dravidian warrior from the Madras Regiment who's totally *nangoo* (naked) would destroy any man's masculinity!

Q) What do you call a very colourful Madrasi?
A) Rangamannar Rangarajan (Hind. rang: "color").
Q) What is the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A) Come-palakrishnan.
Q) What do you call an amazing Madrasi?
A) Feno Menon (pron: "phenomenon").
Q) What do you call a dashing Madrasi?
A) Debo Nair (pron: "debonair").
Q) What's the opposite of Subrahmaniam Swamy?
A) Subrahmaniam Didn't See Me.
Q) What do you call a Madrasi with a big penis?
A) Mahalingam (Skt "maha": big; "lingam": penis)
Q) What do you call a loud Madrasan?
A) Yelling Yellama.
Q) What do you call a greedy Madrasi?
A) Sakkarapani (pron: "sucker of pennies").
Q) What do you call a Madrasi who dislikes Italians?
A) Natharaman (pron: "not a Roman").
Q) What do you call a Madrasi musician?
A) Bandapalli (pron: "band player").

A buffalo is grazing near the Ganges river. Suddenly a crying duck swims by.
"Hello duck! Why are you crying ?" asks the curious buffalo.
Sobbing, the bird replies, "I don't know who I am! I don't even know what I am!"
"Well, you're a duck of course!" exclaims the buffalo. "See, it's very simple! Your body is small and slender; your skin is covered in white and yellow feathers; your little beak is orange and pointed; your tiny feet have webbed fingers; and you have a small tail at the back. So you're a duck!"
"Oh, great! I'm a duck!" chirps the bird, who then asks, "But tell me, then what are you?"
"Guess!" responds the buffalo.
"Well," says the duck. "Your ebony body is enormous and very muscular; your dark skin is very thick and hairy; your wide nose is flat and broad; your large mouth has big teeth and fleshy lips; and your huge black penis is more than one foot long ... more...

Q) What do you call a smart Muslim Paki?
A) Wazir Tanu (pron: "wiser than you").
Q) What do you call a group of Muslim Pakis?
A) Multi-pak (pron: "multi-pack").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki working at a mobile phone shop?
A) Tarif (pron: "tariff").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki in a garbage bin?
A) Rumajin (pron: "rummaging").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki who likes to go down on women?
A) Liaqat (pron: "lick it").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki drunkard?
A) Mustafa Butt Wazir (pron: "Must have a Budweiser").
Q) What do you call a very fast Muslim Paki?
A) Turbo-pak (pron: "turbo-pack").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki on a crowded bus?
A) Ramdin (pron: "rammed in").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki womanizer?
A) Fakharoollah (pron: "fuck her hole").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki who more...

A Paki boy (Pakistani-North Indian male) marries a Western woman. That night, he enjoys the supreme pleasures of the wedding bed. However, the very next morning the Paki boy finds himself being rudely awakened by his new wife.
"Wake up!" exclaims the Occidental lady angrily. "I want a talaq (divorce)!"
Rubbing his eyes, the distraught Indo-Iranian asks, "But why, my mehbooba (darling)?"
"Look," she explains. "Everyone knows that Asian Paki penis is smaller than Western penis. So, I was fully prepared for a Punjabi Prawndick, a Multani Mushroom, or a Lahori Ladyfinger. But your Banarsi Buttondick is just the size of my big toe!"
"Well," counters the Paki boy. "You should be HAPPY that I am big by Oriental Paki standards! You should be DELIGHTED I have a Tandoori Toe-dick instead of an Indus Inch or a Ganges Worm!"

Q) What do you call a Paki with a small penis?
A) A Paki.