"Inspection of Small Pakistani Penis Size" joke
A Pakistani man's wife complains about the small size of his penis to the *Kazi* and demands a *talaq*. The tormented husband is informed by the judge that, as per the regional form of Islamic law, he must exhibit his reportedly deficient organ to a jury of local *Bibis* and *Begums*, who would decide whether divorce would be justified or not.
He objects, but in vain. All that the judge allows after long argument is that the *Sahib* may stand behind a screen and put his penis through a hole to be examined by the believing Ummah wives and Muslim ladies.
Not wanting to lose his beloved wife, the husband asks his banker, the Western manager of the local branch of a big Occidental bank posted in Greater Pakistan, to secretly take his place. Accordingly, the larger Western substitute is put through the hole on the anointed day.
At once one of the Pak matrons cries out."*Woh koi Paki lund nahi hai! Yeh tho yehan ka Pardesi Benk menejer ka Firangi lund hai*!" she exclaims. "That's no Paki dick! That's the Western penis of the local foreign bank manager!"
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