Sardar Jokes

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    What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
    Just-beer Singh.
    What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
    Just-one Singh.
    What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
    Her Pal Singh
    What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
    Surrender Singh

    A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
    They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly.
    "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali.
    "Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.
    They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
    The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala more...

    A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
    The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
    The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, more...

    Customer: Oyye Sardar Teri Lassi Me Makhi Hai...!!

    Sardar: Oye Chup Bae...!!

    Dil Badda Rakh, Ye Nanhi Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Piyegi...!!

    A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got
    arrested consuming alcohol which
    is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
    for the terrible crime they are
    all sentenced 20 lashes each of the
    whip.
    As they were preparing for their
    punishment, the Sheik announced:
    "It's my first wife's birthday today,
    and she has asked me to allow
    each of you one wish before your
    whipping."
    The German was first in line, he thought
    for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
    This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
    The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
    But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
    The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned more...

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