"Top Ten Funny Muslim Paki Names" joke
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki who has just arrived?
A) Amir (pron: "I'm here").
Q) What do you call a laughing Muslim Paki?
A) Ismail (pron: "I smile").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki with one hair?
A) Iqbal (pron: "ek baal" ie. 'one hair' in Urdu).
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki with one hair on his arse?
A) Iqbal Bhat (pron: "ek baal butt" ie. 'one hair on buttocks' in Urdu).
Q) What do you call a cowardly Muslim Paki?
A) Asif (pron: "as if").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki man who prefers anal intercourse?
A) Mustafa Bhatt (pron: "Must have a butt").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki standing between two houses?
A) Ali (pron: "alley").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki child standing between two houses?
A) Ali Baba (pron: "alley baby").
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki sex addict?
A) Fakhruddin (pron: "fucker add-in")
Q) What do you call a Muslim Paki police informer?
A) Wazim (pron: "Was him").
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