Arabian Jokes

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar.
The Englishman says, "I've got ten children, one more and I'll have a football team."
The Welshman says, "I've got fourteen children, one more and I'll have a rugby team."
The Arabian says, "I've got seventeen wives, one more and I'll have a golf course."

Three playboys-English, Arabian and American-were standing on a street corner in Casablanca when a spectacular Oriental beauty walked haughtily by them. "By Jove!" exclaimed the Englishman. "By Allah!" sighed the Arabian. "By tomorrow night," said the American.

ok there is an american, a mexican, and an arabian. first the arabian takes a shot of burban and throws his glass at the wall and it shatters he says there so much sand in arabia that i dont have to drink out of the same glass twice. then the mexican takes a shot and does the same and says there so much glass in mexico that i dont have to drink with the same glass twice. then the american takes a shot pulls out a gun and shoots both the immagrints and says that there are so many of you immagrints in my country that i dont have to drink with the same immagrint twice.

There was this Sheik in the desert who was a very cruel man, but had a sporting nature. Once when he had condemned a prisoner to die, he changed his mind and gave the man a chance to go free.
He explained to the prisoner that he must conquer three challenges to be given his freedom.
He said they are contained in these three tents you see before you. You must drink all the Arabian wine you find in the first tent. In the second tent you must remove an absessed tooth from a saber tooth tiger with your bare hands.
If you survive that, you must then satisfy the romantic wishes of a beautiful princess in the third tent. Should you complete these tasks, you shall go free with my blessing and the princess as your bride.
The prisoner was eager to start and entered the first tent and soon singing and breaking bottles and jars were heard.
After some time, the prisoner stumbled from the first tent into the second and the singing became yelling and snarling. The tent was more...