Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes

John Bull is walking along the road when he notices a Paki beating dust from a rug hanging out of his window. "Oi! What's wrong, Omar?" shouts Mr. Bull. "Won't it start any more?"

RSS Brahmin: God hates Shudra-Dravida men!
Sheikh Chilli: Then you've never seen a Dalit-Dravidian man's penis!

Q) What are the different types of Panther Condoms worldwide?
A) 1. Dalit Panther Condoms: Large.
2. Western Panther Condoms: Medium.
3. Paki Panther Condoms: Small!

Statistics on Intercaste marriages and relationships in South Asia reveal certain striking patterns:

1) Desi (ie. Aryan-Hindu) women prefer South Asian Muslim men (like Sharmila Tagore, Aditi Gowitrikar, Malaika Arora, Pooja Bedi & Divya Bharti).
2) Paki (ie. South Asian Muslim) women prefer Black Dalit-Dravidian and West Indies Caribbean men (like Khushboo Khan, Shakeela Khatoon, Jyothika Sadanah, Tabu Hashmi & Tehmeena Afzal).
3) Madrasi (ie. Black Dalit-Dravidian) women only rarely marry outside their ethnicity.

Well, whoever said South Asian women don't select partners based on penis size was clearly wrong!

Western woman: Your wife keeps going around telling everybody you and all Asian Paki boys have small penises! What are you going to do about it?
Paki: Lying haramzadi (bitch) is going to regret it! Tonight she's going to feel the full force of my three inch Pakiboy battering ram!

A Pakiboy meets a Western woman at a club and they end up in her bedroom later that night. When the Paki pulls down his pants to reveal his three inch erection, the female starts laughing.
"That Asian Pakidick can never make a Western lady scream!" she exclaims while looking at it.
"No it doesn't," replies the Paki calmly. "But this does," he chuckles menacingly as he pulls out a carving knife from his pocket.

Q) Why do Pakiboys prefer Paki squat toilets to Western urinals for peeing?
A) Because they piss on their balls if they use Western urinals!