Short Dick Paki Boy's Jokes
Q) What do you call a Paki boy and a Chinaman having a Small Asian Penis Contest?
A) A close race.
Q) What's the only penis smaller than a Pakistani Pakidick?
A) A North Indian Pakidick aka "Desi Pakidick"!
Q) Why do Desi (North Indian) Girls prefer Paki (South Asian Muslim) Boys?
A) The same reason Paki Girls prefer MADRASI (Dravidian) and West Indies Black Men!
A Western girl grabs an Asian Paki boy's penis.
Western Girl: Wow! Your Paki dick wouldn't make a very good clock!
Paki Boy (puzzled): Why?
Western Girl: Because I can't put a second hand on it!
While chatting with a Western lady at a club, a Paki tells her, "My Pakicock is like a foot!"
Intrigued, the female goes to bed with him that night itself. When they undress, the Western woman exclaims, "You liar! That Asian Paki Dick is just three inches long! Not one foot!"
"When I was said my Paki penis is like a foot," replies the Indo-Iranian male calmly. "I didn't mean SIZE. I was talking about SMELL!"
Q) What's the only thing smaller than an Asian Paki Penis?
A) A West Indies Black Man's todo list!
Q) Why do Paki boys avoid threesomes?
A) Because it means there's an extra person to laugh at the small size of their Asian Paki penises!