"Why Feet go to Heaven First" joke

Mulla: How does the body go to Jannat (heaven)?
Chotu Chilli: Feet first!
Mulla: Why?
Chotu Chilli: Each night my Ammi (mother) has her feet in the air and screams in her bed, "Ya Allah, main Jannat mein hoon (Oh God, I'm in Heaven!)"

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