"Stupid Ex-wife" joke
My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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noel :your hairline is so far back i though it was the 80s
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Ya boii Cj:Your hairline so far pushed back Stephen Curry hit 11 3's behind it
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Tom O:that is a Jerry Seinfeld joke
Funny Joke? 37 vote(s). 70% are positive. 3 comment(s).