"Stupid Ex-wife" joke

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

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 One-liners, Stupid, China, Cooking, Household, Housewife, Ex-wife

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar

by Tats

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Jimmy asks his father for a car

Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

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AIDS or Alzheimer's?

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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noel :your hairline is so far back i though it was the 80s
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Ya boii Cj:Your hairline so far pushed back Stephen Curry hit 11 3's behind it
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Tom O:that is a Jerry Seinfeld joke
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