Housewife Jokes

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    My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

    Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
    When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
    The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man - sigh - he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man... "
    The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
    "And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."
    "Yes yes!"
    "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
    From: Rodney And Cathy's Joke List

    Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
    A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

    The definition of a housewife: a middle aged lady that will do anything to get on a reality tv show.

    A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
    The housewife replies: "Four!".
    The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
    The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

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