"chuck norris survived an abortion..." joke

chuck norris survived an abortion

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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