"Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe..." joke

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
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Kid Charlemagne:"2 people are Christians" Chuck Norris is, too, so he probably would not find this funny.
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Derp:That was lame.
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Yami-Ame-Ryuu:Hate to use a cheesy youtube meme-esque comments trend but anyway... 2 people are Christians...;]
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Ame:Never insult Jesus. He stomps Chuck Norris! -_-
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