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sohail:your harline is so back tht when you went to propose to your girlfriend she said sort your hairline out instead she didn't accept it she rejected you
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
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hassan: "Just stumbled on this goldmine—Common Replies: 250+ Funny Comebacks to ‘Your Mom’—packed with savage lines that are hilarious yet sharp. Have a favorite retort that always lands?"
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on Decembe...
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus more...