"Wise men talk because they have" joke

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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