"Wise men talk because they have" joke

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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Sweden’s Pirate Party won a seat in the European Parliament after winning 7% of the vote. Their first order of business: improve ties with Somalia.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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