Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."

yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.