Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes

your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!