"Yo mamma" joke

your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

A minister told his congregation,' 'Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.'' The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.

He wanted to more...


Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again


Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet


A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...


A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in more...

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The more you know~:omg why is everyone taking these jokes from the yo mama jokes on youtube, like sorry for eating all dem hater-tots, but there is nothing original these days...
Kylie:The first one was funny but the 2nd one was not so funny
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