"Yo mamma" joke

your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

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A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.
When he walked through the door and more...

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The more you know~:omg why is everyone taking these jokes from the yo mama jokes on youtube, like sorry for eating all dem hater-tots, but there is nothing original these days...
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Kylie:The first one was funny but the 2nd one was not so funny
Funny Joke? 39 vote(s). 79% are positive. 2 comment(s).