"Yo Momma so fat" joke

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Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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