"Yo Momma so fat" joke

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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