"Godzilla" joke

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy"."So why more...

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
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Jovan:YEYEYEYYEYE
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Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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