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"Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose youre right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where hed gone."
Computer is very common nowadays and most of the people only know what are the computer short cut keys and buttons. This little list would help you when you are in times of need so that you won't go around saying the wrong things:
When you need help:
Dont's: Help!!! SOS!!!
Do's: F1
When you want to leave:
Dont's: cya! bye bye!
Do's: Alt + F4
When you are paying for something:
Dont's: Hand over your 100 dollar bill
Do's: Hand over your pay-pal account and password
When you are asking for an address
Dont's: Can you give me the address please
Do's: Can you give me the url please
When you want to find something:
Dont's: help me find something
Do's: Ctrl + F
When you are finding the washroom:
Dont's: Wheres the washroom?
Do's: Wheres the delete buttom?
When you need a check up:
Dont's: Doc, i need a full body check up
Do's: Doc, i need a full system scan
When you are sick:
Dont's: Take more...