Voting Jokes / Recent Jokes

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

i'm voting for barack obama. i dont know anything about his policies but i like black people more than i like old people.

It was reported that Chelsea Clinton was barred from voting last Tuesday because her name had been left out of the voting station’s registration book, proving once and for all that Chelsea Clinton is black.

It seems that the Republic of Korea, under pressure, decided to hold
free and fair elections, U.S.-style. They decided to go all out: voter
registration drives, canvasses, polls, high quality voting machines
from the Chicago Voting Machine Company, the whole bit.
Anyhow, the campaigns were mounted, the elections held, the results
tallied, and sure enough, the new President-elect of the
Republic of Korea was Richard J. Daley.

The NAACP on Monday announced that on Election Day, it will monitor voting in 10 states (including Florida and Ohio) by sending observers to voting stations in black districts.
When asked about the move, Florida Governor Jeb Bush said, "I don't why they're sending people here. Florida doesn't have any voting stations in black districts."