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I'm on the road again. Spending the weekend here in Peoria, Illinois. I'm not saying there's nothing to do here, but they refer to the new Starbuck's Coffee as "downtown."
President Obama intends to name a Supreme Court justice who combines "empathy and understanding" to replace David Souter. Naturally, this rules out a man.
India's space agency has said it will launch its first manned mission to space in 2016. Observers say India is emerging as a major player in the multi-billion dollar space market, with some going so far as to predict that India will be providing call center support for all space missions from earth by the year 2020.
The department of health stated today that there will be major changes forthcoming involving New York City restaurants rat problem.
First order of business, rat now available on McDonalds dollar menu.
7 out of 10 Americans agreed that the nation is headed in the wrong direction. The 3 that thought differently were Pelosi, Reed and Obama!
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth has been released from jail and returned to Cleveland. He may or may not notice a difference.
Weather reports show Tropical Storm Fay is still hanging around Florida. My guess is that it's stuck behind a lady in the left lane, doing about 35.