New Jersey Jokes

Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.

The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

I live in Sucker Brook, NY
But I take online classes in Cockatoo Grove, CA
My brother lives in Bitch Lake, ID
And I vacation in Hoboken, NJ
I need a network that will let me live the way I want to... in a place called:

SuckerCockaBitchaHo

A Rolling Stones fan sued the group for $51 million after they cancelled a New Jersey concert last minute. The Brooklyn fan said he was just trying to recoup his gas money.

According to the Daily News, a NJ City Councilman got so inebriated at a concert that he urinated off the balcony onto the people below. Obama's message of of change is really sweeping accross the nation. For once, politicians are pissing on us instead of shitting on us.