Nets Jokes

Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.

The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

The New Jersey Nets claim that coach Lawrence Frank's job is safe. It wouldn't be if his players were guarding it.

The sale of the New Jersey Nets to Mikhail Prokhorov is in jeopardy. He must have seen them play.

Incoming Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov reportedly doesn't own a cell phone and never uses the Internet. Which explains why he bought the Nets.