Authority Jokes

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    Question Authority.

    A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.

    I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.

    When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
    Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home
    A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face
    Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
    An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merg.
    Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
    Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
    A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
    Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
    The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
    and lastly............
    Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from gettting a better husband that the one she married!!

    A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Authority) loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.

    After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply (actual letter):

    "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

    The lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

    "Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note more...

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