Bailout Jokes
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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
11155In recent ads, Verizon promotes their DSL Internet service by pointing out its better than other companies’ dial up services. Borrowing from Verizon’s ad playbook, BMW is launching a new multi-billion dollar campaign that boasts the tagline: “BMW- Because they’re nicer than Kias.”
The F.D.I.C., which insures bank accounts, plans to borrow money frombanks. In related banking news, the National Blood Bank has just namedDracula as their new director.
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's brilliant $700 billion plan could buy every single American 2,000 McDonald's apple pies.
I'm waiting for the "Cash for Drunkards" program myself.
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