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Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before!" "Like what?" Ted said. "All twisted like a pigs tail" Ed said. "Well what's yours like?" Ted said. "Well straight like normal" Ed said. "I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours" Ted said. Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Ted said. "Shaking off the excess drops" Ed said. "Like normal." "Shit" Ted said. "And all these years I've been wringing it!"

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Put your answers down NOW, then check below:

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You more...

Al and Don were standing at the urinals in a public bathroom, when Al looked over and noticed that Don's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"What do you mean?" Don asked. "Like what?"
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what is yours like?" asked Don.
"It's straight, like normal," Al replied.
"Geez, I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Don said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his member a shake before putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" asked Don.
"To shake off the excess drops," explained Al. "Like normal."
"Shit!" exclaimed Don. "All these years I've been wringing it!"

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are to