Thar Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview."Sir, I am writing a story about people in this area and would like to include an interesting story from you. Is there any particular story that you would like to share?"The old hillbilly smiled to himself as he thought back on a time. "Well, thar was the time I lost my sheep. We gathered up a bunch of the boys, got some moonshine in us and went off after it. When we found the sheep, we all took turns screwing it....my, that was fun!"The reporter couldn't write a story about that so he asked for another."Well, when my neighbor's wife got lost, we all gathered up and got drunk and went out to look for her. We had a good time taking turns with her when we found her, too. Damn that was a lot of fun!"The reporter was more...

Two big Texans were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke. As she gasped and gagged, one Texan turned to the other and said, "Looks like that little gal over thar is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna git on over thar and help."
He ran over to her, held her head in his big hands and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"
Still gasping, she shook her head no. He immediately yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up a piece of burger and finally was able to breathe on her own.
The Texan then strode back to his seat and said to his friend, "Ain't it amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver works every time!"

Maw is outside hanging up the laundry, when she sees Paw come out onto the porch.
"Paw," she yells, "git over thar and fix that thar outhouse!"
Paw walks over to the outhouse, looks it over and says, "Maw, thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
"Stick yer head down that thar hole, Paw," Maw says.
Paw puts his head down in the hole and says, "Maw, I still says thar ain't nuthin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Paw goes to lift his head and screams, "Owwwww! Maw, my beard's stuck!"
"Aggravatin', ain't it?" says Maw.