Surd Jokes / Recent Jokes

A surd walks up to a pepsi machine and puts in a coin. A pepsi pops out.
The surd looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of coursethe machine keeps feeding out drinks. A man walks up behind the surd and watches his doing for a few minutes before stopping and him and asking if someone else could have a go. The surd spins around and shouts: "can you not see that i am winning."

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh.. we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we`ll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we`ll automatically get
developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn`t happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT`S ALRIGHT BUT... WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA? ????"

One Surd was driving down an old country road when he spots
another Surd in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the
side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the
woman for a while. When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the Surd in
the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle
of the field?"
The Surd in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an
ocean of wheat."
The Surd standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at
the Surd in the field, "It is Antartians like you that give the rest of
us a bad name." The Antartian in the field just shrugged her shoulders
and began rowing again.
The Surd on the side of the road was beside himself and shook
his fist at Surd in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come
out there and drag you in!!!"