Delhi Jokes

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    Scared ???

    Hot 6 years ago

    A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain, Banta speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 333, nonstop from New Delhi to London. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, just sit back and relax."
    Then he quickly yells out loud - "OH MY GOD!"
    Dead silence followed. After a few minutes, the pilot comes back on the intercom and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it all over my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    Santa in Coach shouts back, "That's nothing, you should see the back of mine!"

    Just A Minute

    Hot 7 years ago

    Santa calls a call center of air sahara to know the journey time of delhi to bombay. When his call gets connected, he asks "sir, how much time will your plane take from delhi to bombay? Officer says "just a minute sir' santa says thankyou very much and disconnects the call.

    ENJOY your journey while it lasts.
    An announcement in Punjab Airways:
    _______________________________________________________
    "Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome
    captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are
    four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the
    bakery.
    This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot
    guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in
    the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your
    village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right
    brothers!
    Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a
    problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm. For safety reasons we will be
    counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We
    have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the
    terrorists are afraid to fly more...

    A Pakistani VIP staying in a five-star establishment in Delhi was accosted by pimps and ladies of pleasure in the corridors of his hotel (the sort that often exercise the minds of members of Parliament).

    He also toured the city and saw the sorry state of our roads.' Delhi reminds me very much of the early days in Karachi in 1947,' he remarked.

    'How's that?', asked his Indian host.' It's all ditches and bitches,' he replied.

    What he said sounded much better in Hindustani than it does in English.

    There was a Sardarji who was running a business at Delhi with branch offices at Ambala and Amritsar. One day he decided to visit his branch offices, and boarded a night train. He kept himself awake till 2 a. m., and when the train reached Ambala at 2. 20 a. m., he was fast asleep and woke up only when the train reached Amristar. He was unhappy, but decided to visit Ambala on his way back to Delhi. Again he boarded a night train, and kept himself awake till 3 a. m., but when the train reached Ambala at 3. 30 a. m., he was fast asleep, and woke up only when the train was steaming into Delhi. This happened three to four times. He was either landing up at Delhi or at Amritsar, always missing Ambala by sleeping off. So naturally he got worried.
    He narrated his problem to a close friend who said, "You are a rich man, so why don't you travel by 1st class. The coach attendant will wake you up, a little before Ambala, and you can travel in comfort." The advice was logical, and more...

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