"Wrong station" joke
There was a Sardarji who was running a business at Delhi with branch offices at Ambala and Amritsar. One day he decided to visit his branch offices, and boarded a night train. He kept himself awake till 2 a. m., and when the train reached Ambala at 2. 20 a. m., he was fast asleep and woke up only when the train reached Amristar. He was unhappy, but decided to visit Ambala on his way back to Delhi. Again he boarded a night train, and kept himself awake till 3 a. m., but when the train reached Ambala at 3. 30 a. m., he was fast asleep, and woke up only when the train was steaming into Delhi. This happened three to four times. He was either landing up at Delhi or at Amritsar, always missing Ambala by sleeping off. So naturally he got worried.
He narrated his problem to a close friend who said, "You are a rich man, so why don't you travel by 1st class. The coach attendant will wake you up, a little before Ambala, and you can travel in comfort." The advice was logical, and was accepted.
So he arranged his reservations in 1st class and on the day of journey, boarded the train and sought out the conductor. As luck would have it, the coach attendant too was a Sardarji. The businessman Sardarji explained his predicament to the conductor, imploring him to, if necessary, throw him out of the train at Ambala. On being reassured by the attendant that his wishes would be honoured to the letter, went to sleep.
And lo and behold, when he got up, he found himself at Amritsar, and was expectedly furious. He caught hold of the attendant, and started raining blows, abuses and choicest endearments in Punjabi. This resulted in a big crowd gathering around them. People were astonished to see a railway employee being treated thus on railway platform, with the railway employee not summoning the railway and police authorities.
After exhausting himself fully, our friend took his baggage and left the station. The crowd, not able to curb their curiosity asked the conductor the reason for his submitting to such an insult in public without a whimper. The attendant in his most hurt way said, "I can understand this Sardarji getting agitated by my not helping him to detrain at Ambala, but I still, for the life of me, cannot see the reason, why the other Sardarji, whom I had physically thrown out of the train at Ambala, was also furious and abusive."
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