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"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
40-ish means: 48
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate means: Possessive

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Artist means: Unreliable
Average looking means: You figure this one out
Beautiful means: Pathological liar

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!
Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise
Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Educated means: College dropout
Emotionally Secure means: Medicated
Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Enjoys art and opera means: Snob
Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola
Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street
Free spirit means: Substance abuser
Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Fun means: Annoying
Gentle means: Comatose
Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her