Seagulls Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
The brunette says "Gosh, look at all the dead seagulls!"
The blonde looks up in the sky and says,"Where?"

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!
(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!
(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)